“Introducing my bestie, co-mama, and godmother to all 9 of my children, Lolita. She a writer and is almost as funny as me. I know my current posts don't reflect my dark wit, but I promise you it's there. She's one of the few people with the ability to rescue me from my cave extended stays and have been by my side during the most horrific periods of my life, as well as many of its highlights. She's my Day 1, my ride or die, my everyTHANG and I just know you'll come to love her as much as I do!”